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Kristin, 22, Gay

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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huffingtonpost:

RUSSIAN CLAIMS TO HAVE WON ‘SNAKE’ — AND MADE A GIF OF IT
(Source: Gif.d3.ru)

lesbianesterin:

this is the best.

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youngblackandvegan:

and that’s why you don’t go around fixing people

and that’s why you don’t give up pieces of yourself to make someone else whole

We do this more than we think. Sometimes we reject those who have helped us the most. Other times, we help those who allow their egos to hide their humilities.

someONE FUCKING MAKE THAT TEDDY BEAR HAPPY BEFORE I CHOKE BECAUSE I HAVE TEARS BRIMMING MY EYES HELP ME

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it may take time but there is someone waiting to hold your hand

My tears

I’ve reblogged this already but I love it.

The best post i’ve ever seen. Wow.

http://penisproblems.co/

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I want to touch you, Haruka.

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huffpostarts:

This Is What Making Out Actually Looks Like

From pre-teens to retirees, who doesn’t love a good make out?

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huffingtonpost:

Hey, John Legend. We heard you wrote “All Of Me” for your supermodel wife Chrissy Teigen, but we know what those lyrics are really about: donuts. Glorious, glorious donuts.
SEE 11 LOVE SONGS WE’D RATHER DEDICATE TO FOOD.

huffingtonpost:

Hey, John Legend. We heard you wrote “All Of Me” for your supermodel wife Chrissy Teigen, but we know what those lyrics are really about: donuts. Glorious, glorious donuts.

SEE 11 LOVE SONGS WE’D RATHER DEDICATE TO FOOD.

Whenever you cross my mind it’s like my insides instantly rot.

My body wants to shut down. I can’t see, I’m shaking, I’m dizzy and I kind of feel like I want to throw up.

All the good things come flooding back into my head and I can’t remember why I hate you. I always feel like there is a small glimpse of a chance that you could still love me, even though I know you won’t.

Then we talk and I realize that I don’t even like you anymore. You’ve changed. You’re not even you. But I still love you.

What the fuck.